What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?